Yo mama is so Fat

I had the recent Yo mama Jokes here!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to be baptized in seaworld

Yo mama is so fat, that her bedroom wall is her Chicken Nugget!

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepps on the weight scale it says One at a time plz

Yo mama is so fat, If you smack her feet youll get knocked over because she thinks it tickles.

Yo mama is so fat, when a hotel broke down on her she shouted WHO THREW THAT ROCK!

Yo mama is so fat, Baboni said The moon is falling down! but Konami said Nah it's a fatty not a moon.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't go on a boat or aeroplane because she'll make both of 'em tip!

Yo mama is so fat, when she waved her arms in the water everyone in Pakistan goes Sanamy!

Yo mama is so fat, she asked for a lunch and I came back with a whale.

Yo mama is so fat, When i gave her a whale for lunch, she shouted ''This is the size of my little finger! Get me 450 of these Peanuts!''

Yo mama is so fat, she didn't recognize me in a black costume, instead, she ate me as a ant.

Yo mama is so fat, she decidedto get fit but the tide came in and made her pop!

Yo mama is so fat, when she lands on a spike she pops!

Yo mama So fat selection 2
Yo mama is so fat she made right guard go left.

Yo mama is so fat she barely just standed on large feet, but the children though it was big foot!

Yo mama's so fat I could barely pass the road even when she was 200metres away from me

Yo mama's so fat I mistaked her as Titanium

Yo mama's so fat I checked my pockets, found my Ipod and poped.

Yo mama's so fat, When her ear is next to my Ipod listening to my music, my Ipod blows away.

Yo mama so fat, god's thinking hireing more space for the solar system.

Yo mama's so fat, when she unzipp's her coat everyone goes 'Gas Mark'

Yo mama's so fat because she could not possible get to her foot she went to Tesco bought a book sazying How to find ya fat mums foot

Yo mama's so fat, when she died, Me and my classmated where her Gravestone.

Yo mama so fat, go near her youll be afflicted by the curse.